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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

This theory will win the Physics Nobel Prize in 2009!

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
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Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

8 comments:

Imran said...

menarik dowh pustulates nih? ko invent? PERGH. dapat nobel prize kter tong2 taw

CTNAQUIA ESIR said...

huhuhu

menarik sgt seyh!!

ckp psl donkey, igt kt donkey2 egypt, cam sian je kt donkey2 tuh.
Seyes nakia penah nmpk donkey jatuh terkangkang sbb angkut muatan berlebihan+mkcik n pcik yang over diabetes turun bukit yg curam...[tak patah ke kaki donkey tu eikh?? tanpa sedar terkuar air mata skep dlm taxi wktu tuh]..

zen said...

kah kah kah! hebat ni pmng nobel tahun bila?

hannaani said...

sengal punye equations!where did you get this?

NaiM said...

imran: ahah, pe ni tong2 .. tk layan a.. ni bukan aku la yg reka.. tah abg aku dpt mane tah.. copy je

nakia: lol, gempaq tu, arab ni wat kje tah pape smpai terangkat donkey tu.. haha.. tp cmne lak leh bawak makcik2 yg cm 'tu'? hehe wallahu a'lam patah ke idak.. huhu sian je, n nape plak ngalir air mate? terharu eh?

zen & nanitendayo: ntah la.. amek dari abg nye blog.. tkpun die forward.. tk ingat. :s

CTNAQUIA ESIR said...

sian kot kt keldai tuh~
kne tgk baru tau mcm mne prasaan dy..

GoldenPiano said...

kenape semuanye tentang donkey??!

Unknown said...

haha.. tah la

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